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Chemist’s Circle

Bring me your numbers.I’ll tell you exactly what to do.

No product to sell you. No general advice for a pool I’ve never seen. Submit your chemistry readings and get a step-by-step response for your specific pool within 24 hours.


Membership

Join the Circle

Founding membership is limited to the first 100 subscribers. The rate locks permanently for as long as your membership stays active.

Founding Member

First 100 subscribers only. Rate locked permanently.

Founding Monthly
$49
per month, billed monthly
Join as Founding Member $49 / Month
Founding Annual
$490
per year, billed annually$40.83/month — save $98
Best Value $490 / Year
Rate lock guarantee: Your founding rate never increases as long as your membership stays active. Cancel and the founding rate is gone permanently. Standard pricing applies on any future rejoins.
Standard Member

Full access. All Circle benefits. No founding rate lock.

Member Monthly
$79
per month, billed monthly
$79 / Month
Member Annual
$790
per year, billed annually$65.83/month — save $158
Best Value $790 / Year

What’s included

Every Circle tier includes

Two Submissions Per Month

Submit your complete chemistry readings through the member form. Receive a step-by-step response within 24 hours. No guessing. No general advice.

Personalized Response

Every response is written for your pool. Your surface type, your CYA level, your equipment. Not a template. Not a calculator output. An answer.

Member Community

Access to the Pools Scientific Chemist’s Circle Telegram group. Members share what’s working, ask questions between submissions, and stay connected.

Subscriber-Only Episodes

Bonus podcast content not available to the public. So What? subscriber episodes drop alongside the main feed, gated for Circle members.

Member Discount Code

15% off all Pools Scientific products, including The Spot Check. Your code is distributed through the Chemist’s Circle Telegram group.

24-Hour Response Time

Submissions received through the chemistry form are answered within 24 hours. No queues. No triage. Your pool doesn’t wait a week for an answer.


Other Options

Not ready for the full Circle?

Two lower-commitment options for pool owners who want a toe in the water first.

The Test Kit
$13
per month

Community access via the Chemist’s Circle Telegram group, subscriber-only bonus episodes, and your member discount code. The discount applies to all Pools Scientific products, including The Spot Check. Need a chemistry response? Buy a Spot Check at your member rate. No personalized submissions are included with this tier.

Join for $13/Month
The Spot Check
$29
one time — no subscription required

Submit your complete chemistry readings and receive a full step-by-step response within 24 hours. Available to anyone at $29. Members apply their discount code at checkout. For Circle members who need a third, fourth, or seventh submission in a month, this is the mechanism.

Get a Spot Check — $29
Off-Season membership ($29/month): For active Circle members who want to pause during the off-season without losing their rate lock. One submission per month, community access, and discount code maintained. Available to existing members only. Not an entry point.

The Math

The pool store sells you a cycle

The Circle ends it.

What a pool store visit actually costs

A pool store visit runs $100 to $200. Roughly half of what people bring home creates a new problem that requires another product to fix. The cycle repeats because the pool store business model has no incentive to stop it. One visit with its typical cascade can pay for several months of the Circle. One season of it can pay for a full year.

What bad chemistry actually costs

A plaster replaster starts at $20,000. Vinyl liner replacement runs $5,000 to $15,000. Fiberglass refinishing starts at $10,000. Correct chemistry prevents all of it. The subscription costs less per month than a single bottle of algaecide your pool never needed.

That is not a pool expense. That is the best return on investment your pool will ever see.

Who’s answering

John Cooper

John Cooper

I earned a B.S. in Chemical Engineering and an M.S. in Nuclear Engineering from the University of Florida. I hold five PHTA certifications and operate a field service laboratory of nearly 300 active pools in the Kansas City metro.

Every pool I service is a data point. Every chemistry failure is a case study. I teach chemistry I practiced this morning, not chemistry I used to practice.

The Chemist’s Circle is not a chatbot. It is not a calculator. It is a direct line to a nuclear engineer who has seen nearly every chemistry failure mode a pool can produce, and who is in the field every week watching them happen in real time.

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Ready?

Get a real answer for your pool

Founding membership is limited. When the first 100 seats are gone, the founding rate closes permanently.

No contracts. Cancel any time. Founding rate locks permanently for active members.